13 May

I had underwear delivered. At work. Some are animal print and some are NEON animal print. I don’t remember making any of these choices, but maybe I was like ‘No acceptable solid colors available in this style? I will close my eyes and hopefully get that neon orange cheetah print thong.’ I don’t even know what I was doing near the thong part of the internet – I hate wedgies and prefer that my underwear resemble boxer briefs as closely as possible.

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